Star-Crossed
It's date night. Light the scented candles, warm up the oils, and deal the tarot cards. Will the stars align, or will I be damned? "
O.J. and Coffee to Go
Let's see what's in the news this week, shall we? Oh god...oh no...oh that's horrible...the humanity! Sorry, that was just the h
The Mountain Between Us
This October, a mountain falls in love with two humans and cums between them. Kate Winslet must decide between a meat popsicle and a rock.
Welcome to the Hotel California
Flag on the field: looks like Father Shmuck is challenging the call. Ruling: Trump is mad about something else again. 4-year penalty.
EDITORIAL: Nazi Lives Matter
Our first letter-to-the-editor: A white supremacist gives his firsthand account of the events of Charlottesville, Virginia. There's hate
What's a Force Majeure, Daddy?
Forget the storm brewing from out the ocean. How about the storm brewing from out our own culture climate? Father Shmuck says if you wanna b