

Ring-a-ding-ding
Balls come in all shapes and sizes; small balls, big balls, white balls, yellow balls, orange balls, pig-skin balls, white balls with red st

Doubling-Down on a Triple-Threat
Is this a thing? I can't even. Father Shmuck examines how you do you and say dumb shit. Drain the swamp and leak the lizard 'cause i

Protest This! But, do it Stylin'.
Are you really wearing that to the picket line? Father Shmuck gives you the 'What's Hot and What's Not' for this season'


Abner, Don't Take the World so Serious
Time for the 7th Inning Yawn. Father Shmuck watched this year's lackluster All Star game and no one can ease his pain.