Location, Location, Location
Need an idea of where to take your first date? Forget the museum, or the beach. Really ignite the sparks in your loins with these 5 fun and
What's in a Nickname: To Tweet or Not to Tweet...
This country is a real Tweethole, and we got the biggest hole at the top, releasing his tweets all over it. Let Father Shmuck guide you thro
Truth or Dare
I dare you to watch this movie straight through and not think really hard about plot logic. This dare gets people every time.
You too what, Brutus? Father Shmuck says here's an idea: next time you make a slogan that gets overused to the point of exhaustion, make
New Year's Resolutions 2018
2018 Goal: Make it to next year. The famous and powerful divulge their hopes for the screaming infant that is 2018.
Contact, Vol. VII
Aliens learn to celebrate the New Year. They know of a big blue ball they'd like to drop.
It's Such a Crime
With 2017 over, the results are in: stupidity is the #1 crime most Shmucks get away with. Especially in Florida. Oh, Florida.
What's in a Name?
OkCupid wants you to start using real names. But you can still call me whatever you want. Just not fat.
Round Yon Virgin...
What did Father Shmuck bring you for Christmas this year? Regifted Christmas disappointment. I think one of the wise men originally gave it
This New Year, Liam Neeson like you've never seen him before: kicking ass...on public transportation. If you don't give him your sea