What's in a Name?
OkCupid wants you to start using real names. But you can still call me whatever you want. Just not fat.
4-Star Personality
In just five easy questions, I guarantee I can sum up whether or not we will get along. This scientifically-proven exam will fondle your bra
Been a Day
Hi fellas, I'm very down-to-earth, chill, and super fun. I only go to the gym and collect nuts for the winter time. I can only eat food
What's My Grindr Line?
A dick pic can say a 1,000 words. If that's true, then these gentlemen talk too much. If any of these pick up lines sound familiar then
7 Freds
The OkCupid questionnaire tells suitors I'm a slutty hippie who would sell one of your organs for a spoonful of heroin. My date is sure
Two's a Crowd
A Tinder match who likes to travel, but travel alone. Don't follow him!