Round Yon Virgin...
What did Father Shmuck bring you for Christmas this year? Regifted Christmas disappointment. I think one of the wise men originally gave it
If It Bends, It's Funny
Father Shmuck analyzes funny. Funny like how? Funny like a clown, he amuses you?!
EDITORIAL: Nazi Lives Matter
Our first letter-to-the-editor: A white supremacist gives his firsthand account of the events of Charlottesville, Virginia. There's hate
Doubling-Down on a Triple-Threat
Is this a thing? I can't even. Father Shmuck examines how you do you and say dumb shit. Drain the swamp and leak the lizard 'cause i
You are Being Watched...And, You're Not Even Naked
You might be watching that funny video of a cat dancing, but that dancing cat is watching you. Start packing, we're going off the grid a
Welcome to Wiener World!
Is it Eggplant Friday? Sausage Sunday? Man Meat Monday? No, it's just another wiener weekday that leaves everyone rolling their eyes...e