What's in a Nickname: To Tweet or Not to Tweet...
This country is a real Tweethole, and we got the biggest hole at the top, releasing his tweets all over it. Let Father Shmuck guide you thro
#I, Too
You too what, Brutus? Father Shmuck says here's an idea: next time you make a slogan that gets overused to the point of exhaustion, make
It's Such a Crime
With 2017 over, the results are in: stupidity is the #1 crime most Shmucks get away with. Especially in Florida. Oh, Florida.
Round Yon Virgin...
What did Father Shmuck bring you for Christmas this year? Regifted Christmas disappointment. I think one of the wise men originally gave it
There's No Biz Like Show Biz...Except Politics
Coming to Broadway this season, never before has there been an international collaboration like this - vibrating with hand-to-forehead Shmuc
If It Bends, It's Funny
Father Shmuck analyzes funny. Funny like how? Funny like a clown, he amuses you?!