Unlocked
In a world where biological warfare is Malkovich, the only person they call to Malkovic is a woman whose one rule is to Malkovich Malkovich.
Down Goes Fraziah...
Father Shmuck goes 12 rounds with show business. Since when did making money become such a sport?
KYDZ POP 56!
Don't forget to ask a parent for permission before reading this article. Screw it! Just kick and scream to get what you want 'cause
Protest This! But, do it Stylin'.
Are you really wearing that to the picket line? Father Shmuck gives you the 'What's Hot and What's Not' for this season'
Contact, Vol. III
Aliens come clean about one of the biggest conspiracies known in human history. An ancient puzzle solved; NASA is flabbergasted.
You are Being Watched...And, You're Not Even Naked
You might be watching that funny video of a cat dancing, but that dancing cat is watching you. Start packing, we're going off the grid a
What's My Grindr Line?
A dick pic can say a 1,000 words. If that's true, then these gentlemen talk too much. If any of these pick up lines sound familiar then
Welcome to Wiener World!
Is it Eggplant Friday? Sausage Sunday? Man Meat Monday? No, it's just another wiener weekday that leaves everyone rolling their eyes...e
Blind
The following article was written for the visually impaired.
I Almost Canceled This Piece Coz of Jesus
Father Shmuck asks 'what do you mean?' But 'mark my words', 'life is worth living' 'as long as you love me',