BREAKING: Video of Teens Mocking Death of Australian Coral Goes Viral
Breaking News: Florida Teens stand idly by as 500,000-year-old sea architecture dies.
Land of the Free, Home of the Shmuck
Father Shmuck reveals his list of Shmucks-of-the-week. Some are sittin' and spinnin', some are just spinnin'.
Contact, Vol. II
NASA has translated a second set of messages from Uranus. Looks like Aliens are really getting a handle on human existence.
Abner, Don't Take the World so Serious
Time for the 7th Inning Yawn. Father Shmuck watched this year's lackluster All Star game and no one can ease his pain.
7 Freds
The OkCupid questionnaire tells suitors I'm a slutty hippie who would sell one of your organs for a spoonful of heroin. My date is sure
A Throne Made of Fool's Gold...and Spikes!
Game of Thrones VII is coming to a small screen near you, and Father Shmuck can already predict the outcome: it's all been done before -